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The sun rises and it's 11:30A.M. Gohan gets up and rubs his eyes...
Gohan: YEA!! What a great night's sleep!
Gohan goes to the bathroom and gets ready to examine his "ladies man" face when all of the sudden he spots something on his cheek
Gohan: What the hell?! (presses his hand on the mirror and stretches over the counter to see what it is...)AAAA!!! I'M TURNING INTO CELL!!!(Gohan sees a giant pimple smack dab in the middle of his face...He races to his mom) MOM! MOOOOOOM! I'm turning into Cell!! Look, look! He's planted something inside of me and he's taking over my body!!
Chi-Chi: (while wiping some dishes) Gohan, you're just being silly! What you have is a-
Gohan: A DEADLY DISEASE THAT'S GOING TO INFECT MY ENTIRE SYSTEM!! QUICK! GET ME SOMETHING TO DESTROY IT!! (Gohan spots some sandpaper in the middle of the living room...don't ask where it came from) AHA! (he grabs the sandpaper and starts to vigorously scratch at the giant pimple at rapid speeds) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Chi-Chi: GOHAN! DON'T SCRATCH AT IT! YOU'LL GET IT INFECTED!
Gohan: What?! Trying to destroy it would only make it spread?! CELL YOU BASTARD!
Chi-Chi: GOHAN! SUCH LANGUEGE! Now just let me apply my very own "pimple popper" to your face! This might hurt a little
Gohan: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! ANOTHER ONE OF CELL'S TOOLS?! OH MY GOD! MOM YOU'RE IN COHOOTS WITH CELL!!! (rushes to the mirror) OH MY GOD! I THINK IT'S GROWING!! (goes Super Saiyan) DIE DIE DIE!!! (shoots a ki-blast at his face only to singe his eye-brows leaving a giant gap in his eye-brows) NOOOO!!! CELL!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!! (falls on the ground and starts whimpering)
All of the sudden, the door to Chi-Chi's house opens and Krillin comes in)
Krillin: Hey, Gohan! I found this really cool training spot in which we can blow up a bunch of...OH MY GOD!! (Krillin sees the crying Gohan's face and spots a singed eye-brow and a giant pimple covering his face) Gohan! What the hell is that?!
Gohan: I DON'T KNOW!!! IT'S CELL'S EVIL WORK!! HE'S COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!! AND HE'S ABSORBING MY ENTIRE BODY LITTLE BY LITTLE!
Chi-Chi: Gohan, shut-up and get over here! It's not Cell, it's a PIMPLE! Every adolecent gets pimples when they start stages of puberty!
Gohan: Say what?
Krillin: Ad-O-less-ance? P.U.-Beer-de? Chi-Chi are you on crack?!
Chi-Chi: Well, if you guys actually went to get an education instead of barbaric, mindless fighting you might learn something!
Krillin: (whispers) Hey, Gohan, while your mom babbles about P.U.-Beer-de, let's escape while we have the chance!
Gohan: No, thanks...I think I'll stay here and weep until I die...RRRRAAAAAA!!!! (charges up and rushes toward a wall) I'LL BEAT YOU, CELL!!! (starts to repeatedly bash his head on the wall) GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Chi-Chi: Gohan, the more you leave it untreated, the bigger it will get! Then it will start to spread...
Gohan: HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CELL'S TRETCHERY!
(Chi-Chi turns Gohan around and hands him the pimple popper)
Chi-Chi: Here, Gohan. Do it yourself. Press the pimple...er...Cell with the bigger circle. This will "kill" Cell and your troubles will be over
Gohan: REALLY?!
Krillin: I wouldn't trust her, Gohan, she's nuts!
Chi-Chi: KRILLIN! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! WHO LET YOU IN ANYHOW?! (Grabs Krillin by the neck and throws him out the door)
(Gohan is trying to press the pimple, but he doesn't understand how the tool works)
Chi-Chi: Oh, for Goku's sake, Gohan! (grabs the pimple popper) Hold still and don't move...(POP! The pimple bursts)
Gohan: AAAAAA!!! HE'S COMING OUT OF MY HEAD!! HE'S ALIVE AND HE'S COMING TO KILL US ALL!! LOOK! HE'S SLOWLY COMING DOWN MY FACE IN A WHITE SUBSTANCE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Chi-Chi: (calmly hands Gohan a tissue) Wipe...
Gohan: AHA! Die, Cell, Die! (wipes off the puss and throws it away)
Chi-Chi: Now you have to put some alcohol on it
Gohan: WHAT?! ALCOHOL?! MOM! YOU DRINK?! HOW COULD YOU?!
Chi-Chi: (wipes the spot with hydrogen peroxide) Now, Gohan, The pimples will always come back and you won't stop getting them until you're about 20.
Gohan: You mean Cell is going to haunt me for 8 years?! (rushes toward the bathroom) Cell, I know you're in there waiting to come out again, but when you do, (holds up the pimple popper) I'll be ready!
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